rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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HILLARY HIT ON BILL IN THE LAW LIBRARY

  • Hillary Rodham Clinton: The first time I ever saw Bill Clinton, he was standing in the hallway outside the law library at Yale, which is this wonderful gothic structure, and he was surrounded by all of these fellow classmates who were trying to convince him to be on the Yale Law Journal
  • Bill Clinton: I said "look, I'm going home to Arkansas. I'm not gonna get a big Wall Street job, I'm not gonna go clerk on the Supreme Court, I'm going home to be a country lawyer"
  • HRC: And he was listening politely, but he was watching me because I was watching him. I was at this long table studying, and I finally thought "this is, you know, kind of silly"
  • BC: And finally she just put down the book she was reading and walked the entire length of the law library and walked up to me, and she said-
  • HRC: "If you're gonna keep looking at me and I'm gonna keep looking back, we at least ought to know each other. I'm Hillary Rodham-"
  • BC: "- and what's your name?" I couldn't believe it.
I really like Amanda Seyfried, she seems fun and her dog is ADORABLE but I’m starting to suspect she is actually her character in mean girls. 

"I’m a little bit obsessed. There’s something about Finn’s love that he gives me and the moments that we share together that are so natural and without drama. I mean, he doesn’t talk. He just listens. He needs me in a very basic way."

FYI this is her talking about the dog not a family member, boyfriend or other human.
'he needs me in a very basic way' BECAUSE HE IS A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL
'he doesn't talk' YES AS ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A DOG

I really like Amanda Seyfried, she seems fun and her dog is ADORABLE but I’m starting to suspect she is actually her character in mean girls. 

"I’m a little bit obsessed. There’s something about Finn’s love that he gives me and the moments that we share together that are so natural and without drama. I mean, he doesn’t talk. He just listens. He needs me in a very basic way."

FYI this is her talking about the dog not a family member, boyfriend or other human.

'he needs me in a very basic way' BECAUSE HE IS A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL

'he doesn't talk' YES AS ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A DOG

(Source: Daily Mail)

YO I REALLY JUST LOVE THIS BUILDING

YO I REALLY JUST LOVE THIS BUILDING

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The “Fuckin Problems” video is basically an early Christmas present from the universe direct to me. 

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you’re wrong.

you’re wrong.

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Sometimes the group fb chat gets weird

  • Yamini: i wish i could just
  • Yamini: instantly generate pizza
  • Dana: if only
  • Camille: omg the dream
  • Camille: like being a chicken
  • Dana: but then i would be obese
  • Camille: but instead of laying eggs
  • Camille: laying a pizza
  • Dana: but i would not care because i could generate pizza
  • Yamini: the thing is if i had that ability
  • Yamini: i could be obese and still get a guy cuz
  • Yamini: who needs charm and good looks when you have instant pizza
  • Yamini: i would have like, the world to choose from
  • Yamini: hey george clooney, ill think about it
  • Dana: pick up line "hey i could give u instant pizza"